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The 4 white buttons at the bottom of your drink will take care of just about everything instantly. From left to right:
Glass:
Drink selector. Quickly switches the kind of drink you want. 6 kinds included. Try the steaming coffee!
Camera:
Background selector. Quickly switches the photo behind your drink. Try a screenshot of your home screen for fun!
WIFI:
Live drink sharing. Connect with up to 4 friends via Game Center and cross-pour drinks. Watch the colors change as you mix different refreshments!
Cog:
Settings menu. Dig deep and change all the settings!
SETTINGS MENU
Who would have though the world demanded to customize an iBeer. You asked. We bowed.
Get to the menu by tapping "SETTINGS" at the bottom of your drink selector.
Yellow triangle
Shows which of the many options you selected. See your settings at one quick glance!
SOUND:
System:
Beeps, hydraulic sounds and such.
Fizz:
The hissing sound of freshly poured beer. Turn it off if you like flat beer.
Funny Noises:
Burp. On or off depending on who you're entertaining and if you want to stay friends with them.
Get hilarious celebrity voices right here (requires Internet connection to download).
START:
5 Ways to present iBeer in different context.
Button:
iBeer classic red button. Note that the WHOLE screen acts as a button on RELEASE. This way you can secretly trigger it with your thumb and pretend that iBeer is voice activated or a fingerprint scanner or a breathalyzer or credit card terminal. Yeah. Some people just push the button. Suit yourself.
Machine:Cool vending machine which pours 4 different kinds of beers or mouthwash. Switch to Sodas and Milks via the Strawberry at bottom left.
Coin:
Same cool vending machine. However the beers only pour after you tap the coin slot. Pretend to insert money (preferably someone else's)...
Live Cam:
Puts the live view of your camera behind the beer and makes it look like your iPhone is transparent. Drown the world in beer. Hours of fun.
Photo:
Use any photo from your library. Uncle Joe, your kitten, the congressman, or a screenshot of your iPod touch lock screen.
EXTRAS:
White Icons:
Whenever you touch your beer or start screen you'll see the Quick Menu at the bottom. This is to help new users find their way around. As a pro you can just memorize where each of the 4 buttons is and make them invisible here.
Slime:
Pretends your iPhone's screen is dirty from the beer. Switch it off if you like things clean.
Exit:
An iBeer classic function. If you still see this in your iBeer you're running an outdated version. Go update. It's free. When you're done drinking an iBeer the app quits and goes back to your real home screen. Some people swear it's funnier than refilling iBeer especially if they start out with the fake home screen (using a screenshot as a background picture). Up to you, your audience, and your thirst.
How To Video:
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Tell A Friend:
Sends an email with pre-made text (you can change) to anybody via your email program. We're not collecting your address because we like you.
Rate This App:
Your shortcut to rate iBeer and post comments. Be kind or we'll have to beg to get our old job back. Not pretty.
iBeer Drink Sharing Game Center:
Drink with friends and family near and far. When you tilt your iPhone the beer empties and appears in your friend's iPhone. It's really like pouring beer from glass to glass. The kicker? Pick different drinks and watch the colors mix! Pour Coffee into someone's milk and watch it steam up.
Tap the WIFI button at the bottom of your drink and connect via Game Center. Earn rewards and become the world's iBeer leader!
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