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"My teeth finally straightened without braces after only one cup of e-spresso!"
Totally fake quote
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We're the code-slaves (formerly known as programmers) of Hottrix, the maker and distributor of the world's first magic trick for the Palm and other uselesness...
e-spresso started out as a gag, became cult and soon enough a nain in the pass for a hyper bunch such as Hottrix.
Steve Sheraton (CEO) decided to create this very own e-spresso department to deal with cyber-caffeine-junkies pestering us. So yeah! Annoy us, we're paid for it.... Or try our latest project: Supper Club Express. The world's first web based POS system, Box Office and Artist Management Suite. Control your Show Venue or Restaurant from anywhere in the world. Fully web- and cellphone based!
Did you know...
When your sink is full, the little hole that lets the water drain, instead of flowing over the side, is called a porcelator.